What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

Me : Sure.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : I'm 24.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Tea ?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Thank you.

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!